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Blocked shot 

Puking on the dick while he’s cumming
I was tryna have that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot on me.
Blocked shot by Basketballs February 5, 2022

blocked shot on gorl 

when your dick is hitting the puss at high speed and you misjudge a stroke and end up hitting her kaziff
Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl

shot blocked 

When a person steals your place at the bar while you are distracted for 2 seconds.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm almost at the front"

Guy 2: "Not man, some chick just just shot blocked you"

Guy 1 notices a girl has stolen his spot.
shot blocked by Mr.AdamSandler October 16, 2011

shot blocker 

Someone who prevents you or a friend from taking a shot of liquor.

Cock blocking with alcohol instead of pussy.
"I bought Sam a shot of tequilla but he couldn't drink it cuz his girl was trippin and being a shot blocker."
shot blocker by Juice 575 June 1, 2007

shot blocker 

A person who blocks someone from throwing a pwadded up piece of trash into a waste basket as if it were a basketball.
He shoots and he..." "Rejected!" "Damn you Greg! You f*cking shot blocker!

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026