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El Blobo
Simp
Name: Rhoziros Cleammeshkmearres
Age: 14
Race: Dragonborn
Class: Warlock
General Personality: Likes to search out anything fun or interesting but tends to become unreasonable in the heat of battle and is completely happy being in solitude or a massive crowd as long it is interesting. However, he shows pain behind his eyes. He also takes pride and stride in post things he does.
Name: Rhoziros Cleammeshkmearres
Age: 14
Race: Dragonborn
Class: Warlock
General Personality: Likes to search out anything fun or interesting but tends to become unreasonable in the heat of battle and is completely happy being in solitude or a massive crowd as long it is interesting. However, he shows pain behind his eyes. He also takes pride and stride in post things he does.
Ben: Sup bitches, Eris is back and better then ever. This shy betamale bitch is actually a hunk in disguise, and his nerdy obssession with dragons and fucking liches makes him his team's ultimate chad. Eris was raised in Chadtown, New Chadsey, by a family of chads. His sorcerous ability stems from his dragon heritage. The rarity of golden dragons makes his lineage powerful enough that he could become a prodigy in Morgrave, alongside the rest of his team.
Also, Chromatic Orb.
Lucas: Rhoz got cucked.
Nekon: Airu had huge tatas. El Blobo LOL
Also, Chromatic Orb.
Lucas: Rhoz got cucked.
Nekon: Airu had huge tatas. El Blobo LOL
Related Words
blobvo • blobjob • blobo • bloblos • Blobbo • Blobcob • blobgobbler • blobjob basil • Blobnom • Blobnoseitis
Blobjob
To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation
Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)
Blobjob by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010
Blobjob
To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.
Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)
Blobjob by crash2burn April 4, 2010
blobo
A blobo describes the act of giving or recieving fellatio or some other kind of gential stimuli from a Bashir.
The term can also be used in a negative fashion, as in to describe an act of idiocy or a person..
The term can also be used in a negative fashion, as in to describe an act of idiocy or a person..
blobv
blobv by Hazza Potter October 1, 2006
bloboflague
bloboflague by Sarah Burrell February 16, 2009
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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