blobvo 

aka blates obvo
aka blatently obvious

i will blobvo be out on friday!

blobvo by sazbean August 5, 2009

El Blobo

Simp

Name: Rhoziros Cleammeshkmearres

Age: 14
Race: Dragonborn
Class: Warlock
General Personality: Likes to search out anything fun or interesting but tends to become unreasonable in the heat of battle and is completely happy being in solitude or a massive crowd as long it is interesting. However, he shows pain behind his eyes. He also takes pride and stride in post things he does.

Ben: Sup bitches, Eris is back and better then ever. This shy betamale bitch is actually a hunk in disguise, and his nerdy obssession with dragons and fucking liches makes him his team's ultimate chad. Eris was raised in Chadtown, New Chadsey, by a family of chads. His sorcerous ability stems from his dragon heritage. The rarity of golden dragons makes his lineage powerful enough that he could become a prodigy in Morgrave, alongside the rest of his team.

Also, Chromatic Orb.

Lucas: Rhoz got cucked.

Nekon: Airu had huge tatas. El Blobo LOL

El Blobo by Nekon March 31, 2020

Blobjob 

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation

Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)

Blobjob by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010

Blobjob 

To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.

Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)

Blobjob by crash2burn April 4, 2010

blobo 

A blobo describes the act of giving or recieving fellatio or some other kind of gential stimuli from a Bashir.

The term can also be used in a negative fashion, as in to describe an act of idiocy or a person..

"He'll give you a blobo for food."

"Damn, she gives good blobo's."

conversly used:

"Stop being a blobo, it's getting to be annoying."

blobo by Josfus D July 11, 2006

blobv

Blatantly Obviously

obv

Tom: The Libertines are the shiznit!
Mike: Erm, blobv

blobv by Hazza Potter October 1, 2006

bloboflague 

The art of camoflaguing your side blobs (aka muffin top) when getting dressed.

She changed her shirt three times, trying desperately to bloboflague her belly.

bloboflague by Sarah Burrell February 16, 2009