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Tickeling a persons clit while getting done in the ass
blinggo by biggon May 20, 2003
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blingo orangesoke. very famous person(real)
person 1: wow did you see blingo's new tweet
person 2: yes, it was very funny i am laughing
person 1: please get some therapy
Blingo by dreamshart May 21, 2022
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To pimp a Klingon. Those who wear an inordinant amount of jewelry, tattoos and or trendy clothes to compensate for a lack of God given beauty. Those who think they have it goin' on but just don't. Ugly people tryin' to make it work.
Blingon, Flava Flav, Plies, Lil Wayne, Ying Yang Twins, 50 Cent, Luther Campbell, Lil John, The Game, etc.
Blingon by aldeshsa May 13, 2009

Blingostik 

this is a word that doesnt have a meaning on its own...but gets its meaning according to the way u speak it...the expressions and emotions that you show while saying it gives it a meaning.
Blingostik word is so very helpful for people who find difficulty to get the right word for their need during many a time
:
Gawd..i hate dis blingostik job!!!!
Bedtime stories is such a blingostik movie..avoid it!!!
IT jobs are so bloody blingostik....

it can also b usd as..

wow..these flowers are so blingostik..buy them for me!!
man my job is so blingostik..they pay me so well even during recession!!

Blingostik by zhrikanth April 9, 2009

Blingford 

A slang name used to generically describe the suburbs to the east of London, including Essex. The suffix "-ford" denotes that such towns tend to be situated on a river, often the Thames. Such suburbs including Ilford, Stratford, Romford, etc. can therefore be referred to generally without causing direct offense to their residents. The prefix "Bling" refers to the tendency of some of these residents to wear flashy, or gaudy jewellery, possibly implying that they are chavs.
Example 1:

Sociologist: As we can see from this picture, these two people are chavs, sitting in a McDonald's restaurant in Blingford. They are denoted by their tracksuits, gaudy jewellery and next tattoos.

Example 2:

"That's coz you's a tasteless, chavvy, Blingford mutherfucker, innit! Aight?"
Blingford by The Gonzo Lecture March 7, 2010
blingmo is a delicate mix of blinger chav and emo.
it is difficult to explain but this might help you

i saw i bligmo wlaking down the street she had townie hair and converses on her feet.
a girl wearing converses and wearing chavvy earings will be considered blingmo

Blingtonium

A material that can't be touched due to its awesome amount of bling.
The Yamaha Raptor 700R will never touch the Suzki LTR 450 due to its high level of blingtonium.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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