Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..
Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.
Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.
Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.
by aldeshsa December 13, 2010
Most typically over weight, bald Hispanic males who resembles Shrek. Usually seen wearing over sized NFL jerseys, shorts and high top basketball shoes.
by aldeshsa May 06, 2009
What The Fuck White People? A modified WTF used on Youtube after watching Fail videos where 99% of the time it's white people doing stupid shit and generally fucking themselves up for no particular reason.
You, after watching a Fail video where white kids are giving each other nutshots, leave a WTFWP comment.
by aldeshsa March 06, 2011
by aldeshsa May 05, 2009
casual sex you intend to have with another person with no intention of contiuing a relationship. Most likely a one nite stand. Most likely said to a friend about a hot girl.
by aldeshsa May 05, 2009
Any of a variety of weight related conditions one might suffer from who is density challenged such as hot dog neck, muffin top, cankles and so forth. Similar to a birth defect.
by aldeshsa December 11, 2010
The oldest and ugliest Cougars who still try to recruit younger men at clubs. A Jackal is better suited at a dive bar where the men have lowered or no standards. A Jackal will swoop in to scavange a Cougars leftovers.
It's geting late.It doesn't look like I'm gonna bag a Cougar tonight. And it looks like the Jackals are starting to swarm. Man, I'm gonna need another drink.
by aldeshsa May 13, 2009