2 definitions by Brandons moms lover.

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A material that can't be touched due to its awesome amount of bling.
The Yamaha Raptor 700R will never touch the Suzki LTR 450 due to its high level of blingtonium.
by Brandons moms lover. March 18, 2011
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The effect given when one's penis strikes anothers face with such force that it causes the victim to become walleyed.
Brandon's mom not only stinks like fish, but she looks like a fish now because I gave her the lazy wally.
by Brandons moms lover. January 01, 2008
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