blindit 

A Scottish phrase to mean very drunk

Waz - 'see the shape o Wullie last night? He wiz heavy blindit min'

blindit by Ged69 November 18, 2016

Effing and Blinding 

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.

In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.

Effing and Blinding by chris wheelie April 29, 2005

Blonditus 

A non-official disease-

1. Being blonde and extremely stupid

2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement

1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.

2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.

Blonditus by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009

Blinity 

a no good rotten pig stealing skiller nerd on the game runescape. He tries to be a 1337 m3rch3r but failz0rz.
he also enjoys such sights as blue waffles

Omgwtfbbqspicychickenwinggzzz Blinity
pulled another allnighter!!?!?? thats his 12th this week!@!
zatamaiko:I heard Blinity auto clicked 99 mage cook and agility?@#@!

Blinity by zippyzappity July 11, 2010

Blinding the Marlin 

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

Blinding the Marlin by BigDaddy88 May 3, 2009

Blinding 

Commonly used in the UK, when something is really fantastic or great.
It does not mean that any eyes were harmed

Man that was a blinding success

Blinding by Moustafa Khamis May 27, 2007

Blindie 

A blind person. Unlike the other definition its derogatory nature is derived from context. Blind people often refer to themselves as this. (I felt inclined to correct the previous definition, as I've only rarely seen it used in a derogatory way).

"I know this blindie who can do pretty much anything besides drive himself around"
"They say this organization supports blindies but seems like a lot of their money goes elsewhere."

Blindie by pycthedragon January 27, 2014