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blindão

A tough man,a man that can resist the daily routine of gym and working and studying ,or someone whos "bulletproof", also a brazilian rap/workout music from "bonde da estronda".
"Oh man he's so blindão."

"Yeah, he can handle the schedule of a man who's workout and works every day even without time to do both"
by hu3hu3brbr June 24, 2015
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Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.
"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".
by Woms1 April 20, 2023
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Japanese Blindfold

A well known Japanese wedding custom where the groom sits on the brides head until his anus covers her eyes blinding her from all other potential suitors. This may be accompanied by a Fukushima Release Valve.
That was the most beautiful Japanese Blindfold I've ever seen performed!
by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021
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Blindfolded Swan

While blindfolded you and your partner must make an origami swan with you sexual organs and a piece of paper.

Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.
"Im sorry babe we were so close. I really wanted to try the Blindfolded Swan but these paper cuts on my dick are just as bad as castration, so we might as well end it here now."

"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"
by ShouldWeEvenTryToBeCreatative January 27, 2021
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Scottish Blindfold

When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.
"I just gave that blonde a Scottish Blindfold!"
by Man on the ridge August 29, 2011
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Beijing Blindfold

A common term for dental-floss.
Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?

I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.
by Joeseph Wildwood October 20, 2023
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BlindPoker

big marine dude that radiates immense chadness wherever he goes and commands 9 year olds to fight roblox wars and conquer brick objectives
Don't ping BlindPoker or you'll get fucked in and out and up and down.
by lndian February 21, 2021
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