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blindo

to be so completely rat arsed drunk that u can't remember much the next day
man i'm gonna get well blindo tonight
by Slong December 5, 2004
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blindo

a term to describe an able-visioned person who doesn't see an item in the distance. not to be offensive to actual blindoes, people who cant see. when someone commits the act of being a blindo, a witness must scream "blindo" in a high pitched yet vicious voice.
"Hey look Kayla, there's the mall"
"Where?"
"Over there, BLINDO!"
by may-gun January 1, 2009
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Blindo

Something that is obvious to everyone else except for you, as you can't see it; especially in chess.
He made a move I didn't even see and won a piece. I'm a total blindo!
by Mike Shields September 28, 2024
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Blindo or blendo

Whimsical combination of "blind" and "bender" or" blender" .

As we can use it like what a "big blindo blender "
Big blindo blender

Blindo or blendo is a funny and playful informal word .
by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024
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Cringe blindness

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.
Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.
by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021
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That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.
Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness
by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018
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Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.
"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".
by Woms1 April 20, 2023
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