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Although this word might fall under several definitions these are the most important:

1- When a lamp falls on your head
Oh fuck jhonny im blegged. Sorry clementine it really do be like that sometimes.

2- When u fuck up
My mama found out about my organic anal plug collection, holly shit im blegged.

3- When someone is about to kick the bucket
Oh shit jamal grandpa is bout to expire. stfu yakshit dont be such a curry muncher and talk properly, he is just blegged.

4- Whatever u wanna use it for
Oh my fucking god look at that autistic kid his limbs are so blegged!
Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch! im blegged

Begged down 

Similar to “bogged down”, except instead of being slowed by mud, one is slowed down by a crushing wave of hobos. Each one of them trying to gain your attention by telling you their depressing life story, in hopes that you’ll give them some spare change.
Dean: "Dude, what took you so long?"

Mike: "I couldn't help it, I had to walk through Bernette Street and when I passed the McDonalds I got begged down by five hobos!”
Begged down by Oiram2005 April 17, 2010
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Frequently used in Britain and some other English speaking countries, to mean:

1. Trickery to obtain something vital or dear to someone, especially information.

2. Thieving, stealing.

3. Getting something in a cheeky, harmless way.
1. Gordon had his personal information blagged, and before he knew it, his bank account was cleared out.

2. The scumbags blagged themselves everything from televisions to trainers during the riots. One guy even looted some Immodium, after an earlier break-in at Nandos.

3. Stephanie blagged herself a free drink by flashing some healthy cleavage to the barman, shaking her cute, tight arse as she walked away.
blagged by NaughtySteph September 10, 2011
British slang term. To be mugged by a black man.
Native indigenous British Guy: "I was walking through Brixton the other day when I got blugged."
Blugged by Native minority September 8, 2005
same as the others but that taylor kid f'ed-up that quote so badly i have to make amends
Tony- "the bookies got blagged..."
Avi- "Speak English Tony, i thought the country spawned the fucking language, but so far no one seems to speak it"
Tony- "blagged... robbed."
blagged by juicebox March 18, 2005
A word to describe getting through a situation by improvisation a.k.a...just do it and hope no one notices you have no idea what your doing.
Humphrey: omg dude i totally didn't revise for that test.
Ingleburt: dont worry dude i blagged it too.
blagged by BurlesquePrincess October 23, 2006
To be tricked, to talk your way out of something.
That bastard blagged me into a field and then he fingered me
I just blagged my way out of cheating on my bitch
blagged by The Daddy March 13, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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