Borthwick-Jackson

A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.

"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"

by juicebox March 02, 2016

chub of hell

A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.

“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”

by juicebox June 30, 2019

deuce tres

The act of having three bowel movements in one day.

“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.

by juicebox March 24, 2019

lurker

one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts

Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.

by juicebox February 10, 2005

kracky

n. The coolest motherfucker around.

adj. Incredibly cool and kick-ass.

1. Kracky is the shiznit.

2. That was pretty kracky when those two hot chicks made out.

by Juicebox May 07, 2003

pan ridden

Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.

“Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”

by juicebox September 13, 2020

septon

Speechless, cool, with monster dick

He's such a Septon

by Juicebox April 05, 2016