17 definitions by The Daddy

a) To make a sudden and unplanned movement, a twitch, usually caused by being so stoned u just flinch for no reason and the person sat next to u thinks ur weird.
b) When you have consumed too many drugs/too much alcohol and u blackout on the floor and twitch when you are unconcious. (an epileptic fit is also known as a spazz out)
a) Whoa my leg just spazzed out, Im so stoned.
b) I dont think I should hav...smack, dribble, twitch twitch twitch
by The Daddy March 13, 2003
A annoying person who is always sending text messages and ringing people and then going through each ring tone seperatley.
Do u like this ring tone?
You phone geek (smash)
by The Daddy March 13, 2003
1. Scooby doo = clue if you are a wannabe cockney wanker

2. A cartoon dog.

3. The way a certain type of fool refers to a subaru impreza car. These are the same fools that spend all day on scoobynet becuase they have blagged thier way into crap IT jobs and have nothing better to do. Beware going to scoobynet.co.uk and mentioning that actually subarus are not the fastest cars in the world may result in people sending you death threats.
1> I ain't got a scooby me old china.

2> scooby dooby dooo

3> So there I was right behind this porshce 911 turbo in my scooby doing eighty then I floored it accerlerated so fast I took off over took it and left it in my wake.
by The Daddy February 26, 2004
To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination
Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk
by The Daddy March 13, 2003
The garment traditionally worn underneath trousers to stop your old man from chaffing on your zip.
Do you have holes in your underpants?
How do you get them on then?!
by The Daddy March 13, 2003
A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off
I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick
by The Daddy March 13, 2003
To be tricked, to talk your way out of something.
That bastard blagged me into a field and then he fingered me
I just blagged my way out of cheating on my bitch
by The Daddy March 13, 2003