Get the blazza mug.Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.
The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?
Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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A drink originating in the University of Chester, that causes one to become severely drunk. A wonder in itself. Made with cherry sourz, vodka and lemonade.
Boy 1: I was absolutley ruined last night, shouldn't have had so many bazzas.
Boy 2: Always the bazzalads, killers.
Boy 2: Always the bazzalads, killers.
by wowdoge January 22, 2014
Get the bazzalad mug.The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.
by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012
Get the Stanky Blizzard mug.The ultimate in flavor, the combination of Nerds Candy and soft vanilla ice cream. Sadly, Dairy Queen seems to have stopped carrying Nerds blizzards.
However, they're fairly easy to create at home, and you can summon a pale ghost of the flavor by mixing Nerds and milk in your mouth.
However, they're fairly easy to create at home, and you can summon a pale ghost of the flavor by mixing Nerds and milk in your mouth.
I lie awake at night, dreaming of Nerds Blizzards. I curse the day Dairy Queen stopped selling them. Curse it!!
by Civan August 3, 2006
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Similar to the way Australians shorten names like Lauren to Lozza and Warren to Wazza, the term blowjob can be shortened to blozza.
Similar to the way Australians shorten names like Lauren to Lozza and Warren to Wazza, the term blowjob can be shortened to blozza.
by jfray January 23, 2015
Get the Blozza mug.The Chicago Blizzard can be a great pleasure for both the male and female. You first must aquire a snorkel and fill it with some cocaine. Then you fill the snorkle with the cocaine then insert the snorkle into the vagina. Then blow into the snorkle and the cocaine will flow into the vagina giving the girl great pleasure. You then fuck your girl doggie style to keep the fun going. To top it all off you nut all over her face and tits.
Joseph: Bro did you see Rebecca she was looking a little different today
Shane: That's because I gave her the Chicago Blizzard
Shane: That's because I gave her the Chicago Blizzard
by Buzzy boy February 7, 2017
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