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BlastphamousHD 

A YouTuber that makes reaction and gaming videos as well as telling fucked stories. He also gives literally zero fucks
BlastphamousHD tells the most fucked stories on YouTube! BHDMaurice
BlastphamousHD by AgginSaggin July 13, 2016

Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.
Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

Blasphemous 

Disrespectful of sacred things: expressing or involving disrespect for God or sacred things.

Basicly it's just offending people by saying things about their regilious beliefs.
What he said was blasphemous; he said that Jesus was a lying fraud.
Blasphemous by Jafje June 29, 2007

Blasphemous archer 

Blasphemous archer, or Blasphemous Archers, are Archers that are Blasphemous to an official religion, or Neo Nickisism to be more specific. They are Blasphemous in the sense that they show minimum respect to the religious figureheads or the major god of that religion. They also tend to wield fine aims.
1. In the prospect of meeting a Blasphemous Archer, please report him to your nearest law enforcers, to have his bow liberated from his vincinity
2. So far, the followers of Neo Nickism has captured and neutralize up to 100 Blasphemous Archers.

Blasphemy Slap 

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.
Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."
Blasphemy Slap by AtticMonster April 3, 2008
Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"
Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"
blasphemy by Kraizk July 31, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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