blastphomy 

a broke ah manager who works at planet fitness

i’m a broke ah manager who uses the gym to compensate my lack of hoes i’m a blastphomy

blastphomy by Fat cock rapist January 31, 2024

BlastphamousHD 

A YouTuber that makes reaction and gaming videos as well as telling fucked stories. He also gives literally zero fucks

BlastphamousHD tells the most fucked stories on YouTube! BHDMaurice

BlastphamousHD by AgginSaggin July 13, 2016

Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

Slanderous Blasphemy by The Chenneth February 7, 2019

Blasphemy Slap 

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

Blasphemy Slap by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

blasphemy

Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

blasphemy by Kraizk July 31, 2006

blasphemy

statements / comments or writings
by a person that are considered to be
against the tenets of a religion or against general public morality.

Mr. x was chided for propogating blasphemy in the village

blasphemy by peeush trikha December 5, 2004

Blastonomy 

The study of NASA's Apollo and Space Shuttle Missions

I took a Blastonomy course on YouTube focusing on Apollo 13.

Blastonomy by tmanfresno May 31, 2009