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Bless you ants. Blants.
Blants by speedwell81 April 16, 2005
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The term 'blates' being used in a banterful context, to normally express sarcasm but showing that banter is intended.
"We are just so awesome, blants!"
Blants by LejellyJelly March 14, 2014
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blankshipper 

Sometimes written as bl*nkshipper, a blankshipper is a word used to describe people who ship the characters Emmet and Ingo from Pokemon, who are canonically brothers.

The term seems to have originated from Tumblr
"bl*nkshippers, DNI!"
"Did you see that guy drawing fan-art of Emmet and Ingo? Yeah, he's probably a blankshipper"
blankshipper by thelunarobin April 14, 2022

bloody blunts 

Bloody Blunts are blunts that are dipped/coated in lean. And they are terrible for you.
I'm smoking bloody blunts right now. I'm high as hell.
bloody blunts by DeadBoxxx9000 March 17, 2017

Shooting blanks 

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.
I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

bluntsmith 

Someone who is especially skilled at rolling blunts.
Person 1 : "Dude, this blunt is burning hella slow!"

Person 2 : "Yea i know, my man Mike is one hell of a bluntsmith!"
bluntsmith by Bloodgoose November 30, 2009

Philly Blunts

•An inexpensive cigar that can be bought wherever cigarettes and other tobacco products are sold
•Product where the term blunt originated from
•Come in different flavors; chocolate, strawberry, banana, peachy keen, and many others
•Tastes best if packed with weed, of course
"Yo! Hit these Philly Blunts! They are the peachy keens!"
Philly Blunts by David McQuiston January 13, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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