blanktard

The type who read your messages only to fuck off without replying.

Guy 1: Hey Rupert
Guy 2: ...
Guy 2: *Reads message*

7 days later

Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: What a blanktard.

by jmw_90 July 4, 2016

blocktard

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

barktard

A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Blastard

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

by Blastard April 21, 2019

bonktard

A sweaty person that plays bonk.ok. They leave sweat residue on their keyboard and always play grapple instead of classic

. Yo look at Fionn he is being a real BONKTARD.

by Beanz4172882 May 4, 2021

Blabtard

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot doing the absolute stupidest things when they know they're wrong.

Nathan what the hell! You're such a blabtard!

by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Blabtard

Someone who never stops talking about the stupidest shit. Somebody that you wish you could just knock some sense into and tell them to stop being a dumbass.

Nathan, you're such a blabtard.

by JVATYT February 7, 2022