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Blastard 

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.
You fucking bloody blastard innit!!
Blastard by Blastard April 21, 2019

Blabtard 

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot doing the absolute stupidest things when they know they're wrong.
Nathan what the hell! You're such a blabtard!
Blabtard by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Blabtard 

Someone who never stops talking about the stupidest shit. Somebody that you wish you could just knock some sense into and tell them to stop being a dumbass.
Nathan, you're such a blabtard.
Blabtard by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Blastardly Deeds 

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.
There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?
Blastardly Deeds by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

Rowan Blanchard 

A girl who played in Spy Kids 4 and is now on Disney's TV Sitcom Girl Meets World and is a very funny girl!
Did you see that new episode of Girl Meets World? Rowan Blanchard was hilarious!
Rowan Blanchard by BlackPussy September 14, 2014

blacktard 

A combination of the term black(dark skinned) and retard (somebody stupid).

A blacktard is a retarded black person
"Kuda thats meant to go in the toilet you blacktard!"
blacktard by Dreadlocked jim January 12, 2008
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Person 2:......
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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