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blank spank 

Jerking it for not one partcular person.
Woke up with a stiffy so I gave myself a blank spank.
blank spank by timthepigman October 30, 2010

Bank Spank Bank

A spank bank made of mental images of attractive women that you see at your bank, used later for masturbatory purposes.
Person 1: Yo dude! Do you see that hottie makin' a deposit at that window? She's going in my Bank Spank Bank!

Person 2: Hellz Yeaaa nigga!!

Spank bank 

1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.
2. Porn collection
1."yo, 2 o'clock, see that thong?" "yeah, that's going in the spank bank"
Word of the Day on April 7, 2008

Spank Bank 

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..
I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.
Spank Bank by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016

Facebook Spank Bank 

A collection of pictures, speficially Facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation
"Mark's Facebook Spank Bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive."

emotional spank bank

A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself
I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account
emotional spank bank by Miyhgt November 17, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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