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Covidiots are those people who refuse to take the novel coronavirus, COVID19, seriously. They do not practice social distancing. They do not stay at home. They do not cancel parties.
Amy: Why are all of those people still going to the beach for Spring Break in the middle of a global pandemic?
Toby: Because they are Covidiots.
Toby: Because they are Covidiots.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Get the COVIDIOTS mug.Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread
First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Get the Gnat Bread mug.A Delta Dawn Bitch is a bitch that you don’t like, but you aren’t sure why you don’t like them. You just don’t.
Margaret: Are you coming out to eat with us?
Marissa: I don’t know. Is Carla going to be there?
Margaret: Maybe. Why?
Marissa: Because I can’t stand that Delta Dawn Bitch.
Marissa: I don’t know. Is Carla going to be there?
Margaret: Maybe. Why?
Marissa: Because I can’t stand that Delta Dawn Bitch.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Get the Delta Dawn Bitch mug.Jaime: Hey, I was wondering...Do you ever miss Bofah?
Kayla: Bofah?
Jaime: Yeah, Bofah deez nuts in yo mouth!
Kayla: Bofah?
Jaime: Yeah, Bofah deez nuts in yo mouth!
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Get the BOFAH mug.Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.
*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Get the High Velocity Shit Spatter mug.A country colloquium. It is usually a way to refer to an animal that is perceived as irrelevant. Squirrels, Opossums, Raccoons, and Armadillos are just some examples of animals that this term is used to describe.
It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.
It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.
1. A damn varmit has been in my fucking trash again!
2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.
2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Get the Varmit mug.A country colloquium that refers to the little punchin bag thingie that hangs in the back of a persons’s throat. People use this term because they do not actually know it is called a uvula.
*Judy is eating and suddenly starts coughing and partially choking.*
Sue Bob: Judy, honey, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
Judy: Yes, DAMN! That shit got stuck in my goozle!
Sue Bob: Judy, honey, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
Judy: Yes, DAMN! That shit got stuck in my goozle!
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
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