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Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread
First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
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Covidiots are those people who refuse to take the novel coronavirus, COVID19, seriously. They do not practice social distancing. They do not stay at home. They do not cancel parties.
Amy: Why are all of those people still going to the beach for Spring Break in the middle of a global pandemic?
Toby: Because they are Covidiots.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
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Southern Slang. Meaning: To wallow.

Literally: Rollin around in something, most of the time it is something nasty.

Figuratively: When you dwell in your negative feelings.
1. Don’t let that damn dog get on you! There is no telling what he has wallered in!
2. So apparently he broke up with her and for the past few days all she’s done is cry and waller.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
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Instead of a Family Tree, this term refers to a family derived from a lot of incest.
Jed: Shit, you know they all marry their cousins!?Inbred sons of bitches ain’t got a Family Tree, they got a Family Wreath!
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
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Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER
Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..
by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016
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Short for Anthrax. Meaning dangerous, deadly, or not to be fucked with. To Describe something that goes hard af. Used whenever terms like “fire” or “lit” is not sufficient enough to describe how hard something is.
1.Have you heard that bitch rap? Shit is THRAX.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
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Mom: I just cleaned so I don't want y'all to mox and gom while I’m gone.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
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