THRAX

Short for Anthrax. Meaning dangerous, deadly, or not to be fucked with. To Describe something that goes hard af. Used whenever terms like “fire” or “lit” is not sufficient enough to describe how hard something is.

1.Have you heard that bitch rap? Shit is THRAX.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

Varmit

A country colloquium. It is usually a way to refer to an animal that is perceived as irrelevant. Squirrels, Opossums, Raccoons, and Armadillos are just some examples of animals that this term is used to describe.

It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.

1. A damn varmit has been in my fucking trash again!

2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

Bellered

Southern Slang. To make a God awful noise.

*Singing a song loudly but poorly.*
Mom: For God’s sake, hush with that bellerin!
Me: I watched the season two finale of Outlander and I cried and bellered..

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020

Spank Bank

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..

I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.

by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016

I Don't Give a Fuck

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER

Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..

by SpecklemyFreckle January 02, 2017

Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in it

Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.

Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020