A country colloquium. It is usually a way to refer to an animal that is perceived as irrelevant. Squirrels, Opossums, Raccoons, and Armadillos are just some examples of animals that this term is used to describe.
It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.
It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.
1. A damn varmit has been in my fucking trash again!
2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.
2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.
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Get the Varmit mug.Southern Slang. Meaning: To wallow.
Literally: Rollin around in something, most of the time it is something nasty.
Figuratively: When you dwell in your negative feelings.
Literally: Rollin around in something, most of the time it is something nasty.
Figuratively: When you dwell in your negative feelings.
1. Don’t let that damn dog get on you! There is no telling what he has wallered in!
2. So apparently he broke up with her and for the past few days all she’s done is cry and waller.
2. So apparently he broke up with her and for the past few days all she’s done is cry and waller.
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Get the Spank Bank mug.Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER
Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..
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Get the I Don't Give a Fuck mug.Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.
*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
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Kayla: Bofah?
Jaime: Yeah, Bofah deez nuts in yo mouth!
Kayla: Bofah?
Jaime: Yeah, Bofah deez nuts in yo mouth!
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