SpecklemyFreckle's definitions

Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in it

Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.

Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

THRAX

Short for Anthrax. Meaning dangerous, deadly, or not to be fucked with. To Describe something that goes hard af. Used whenever terms like “fire” or “lit” is not sufficient enough to describe how hard something is.

1.Have you heard that bitch rap? Shit is THRAX.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Varmit

A country colloquium. It is usually a way to refer to an animal that is perceived as irrelevant. Squirrels, Opossums, Raccoons, and Armadillos are just some examples of animals that this term is used to describe.

It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.

1. A damn varmit has been in my fucking trash again!

2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Mox and Gom

Southern Slang. To make a mess.

Mom: I just cleaned so I don't want y'all to mox and gom while I’m gone.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Family Wreath

Instead of a Family Tree, this term refers to a family derived from a lot of incest.

Jed: Shit, you know they all marry their cousins!?Inbred sons of bitches ain’t got a Family Tree, they got a Family Wreath!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Punk Ass Bitch

Someone who ain’t shit, ain’t never gonna be shit, always on some bullshit, trying to start shit, but nobody gives a shit.

Jessica: Did you see what he said about you in the comments?!
Me: Man, fuck that punk ass bitch!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Waller

Southern Slang. Meaning: To wallow.

Literally: Rollin around in something, most of the time it is something nasty.

Figuratively: When you dwell in your negative feelings.

1. Don’t let that damn dog get on you! There is no telling what he has wallered in!
2. So apparently he broke up with her and for the past few days all she’s done is cry and waller.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020