3 definitions by Miyhgt

Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick

That Troy! Such a helmet goblin

by Miyhgt June 8, 2019

te amo prostitute

Preferred method of prostitution by Latinas living abroad for Gringos where words are exchanged for money. Services are rendered when the promise to Western Union the money is made and also when the Confirmation Pick-up Code is provided. Sexual undertones are muted in spite of claimed desires due to a professed deep love of God.

He's talking to Tania again. I thought he already sent her money this week. She is such a te amo prostitute.

by Miyhgt September 8, 2019

emotional spank bank

A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself

I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account

by Miyhgt November 17, 2018