2 definitions by spicollii

blank spank

Jerking off despite knowing the well is dry.

It was officially a blank spank by round three.

by spicollii September 2, 2013

tree planter

A typically Canadian derogatory term, commonly used by locals to describe the city kids that take on seasonal work planting trees for three months of the summer, who often look like they have been on the poverty line for a decade, despite having typically only been away from civilization for no more than five days, and act exactly like the preadolescents they are, especially after a six-pack of beer.

Fucking tree planter.

What are you? A fucking tree planter?

Did you see tree planters are in town?

by spicollii September 3, 2013