bland stand
bland stand by BlueFanta December 3, 2016
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Elastic Bandstand
The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.
Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole
Elastic Bandstand by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014
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bandstand rat
Someone who spends their whole day drinking/skateboarding/ or eating icecream at the bandstand pavillian in hull MA. They will never leave and are always there. forever.
look at those kids eating icecream drinking and skateboarding over there, they never leave the bandstands!
that's because they are bandstand rats.
that's because they are bandstand rats.
bandstand rat by hullh8ter July 24, 2011
brandstanding
Unlike grandstanding, brandstanding is when you take a stand for your brand in a way that is YOU, with your style, accomplished in a way that is both articulate and promotional without being over-the-top.
Kevin used to sound like he was an arrogant guy trying to push his product but now, because he shows us what the product is about and how it helps us, it is definitely elevated to brandstanding for all the right reasons.
brandstanding by A-Ray of Light April 18, 2019
brandstanding
my new word to describe political grandstanding for the sake of one's current party or individual POV branding.
The latest IQ2 debate concerning the core curriculum was nothing but two sides brandstanding for their political futures.
brandstanding by KiraSimone September 20, 2014
Bandstanding
"How was your afternoon in the park?"
"It was fun. We played on the swings, fed the ducks, and watched a couple Bandstanding while we ate our sandwiches."
"It was fun. We played on the swings, fed the ducks, and watched a couple Bandstanding while we ate our sandwiches."
Bandstanding by Jobjxxx May 22, 2019
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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