bland-aid
person 1: GET ME A BLAND-AID
person 2: I'M SORRY WE ONLY HAVE BLAND AIDS
person 1: forget it, i'm fine.
person 2: I'M SORRY WE ONLY HAVE BLAND AIDS
person 1: forget it, i'm fine.
bland-aid by personthingy1234567890 May 26, 2010
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Sticky Band-aid
While your girl is sleeping, jizz all over her tits. Then lay the top sheet on it. In the morning when it's dried up it peels off her like a sticky band-aid! Just as SEK did back in Naim.
Sticky Band-aid by Rhino77 December 5, 2013
Band-Aid Solution
Using a quick fix to deal with a problem temporarily, only to have it re-emerge later. It is a fundamental cornerstone of modern society.
An example of a Band-Aid Solution:
I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.
I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.
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Internet Band-Aid
When someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a shitload of people to put an emotional "band-aid" on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. These are the same type of people that censor their YouTube comment section or complain about trivial shit like "cyber bullying". Most commonly seen on Facebook where bitches are always talking about how "broken" they are.
Internet Band-Aid by thisplacesucksass March 16, 2014
Social Band-Aid
A policy, program, or collective act that is meant to cure the ills of society, but usually falls well short of achieving it's goal by failing to understand the root of the problem.
Our goal is not only to provide the necessary food to those without, as that is applying a social Band-Aid to a very grave issue. We are committed to education and raising awareness, creating a new methodology for ending hunger.
Social Band-Aid by endlesst0m384 February 21, 2009
band-aid
someone who goes to rock concerts because of the music, because she inspires the musicians and believes the band to be very talented. not to be confused with a "groupie," who sleeps with rock stars because she wants to be near someone famous
penny lane is a bandaid who follows the tours of bands such as stillwater to inspire them and make their music even greater than it already is
band-aid by Band-aid Penny Lane September 20, 2005
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