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benchtard 

A person seen as so retarded they set a new benchmark in stupidity.
Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.
benchtard by Hashishin666 February 7, 2007

Rowan Blanchard 

A girl who played in Spy Kids 4 and is now on Disney's TV Sitcom Girl Meets World and is a very funny girl!
Did you see that new episode of Girl Meets World? Rowan Blanchard was hilarious!
Rowan Blanchard by BlackPussy September 14, 2014
A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.
Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard
bachtard by musically inclined December 21, 2016

blacktard 

A combination of the term black(dark skinned) and retard (somebody stupid).

A blacktard is a retarded black person
"Kuda thats meant to go in the toilet you blacktard!"
blacktard by Dreadlocked jim January 12, 2008

The Blanchards 

The shits - specifically where you need to take 6 months off work.
Where is Roxanne? She’s off with the Blanchards. Guess we will see her in April

Blanchard 

A person who doesn’t finish a book on time.
I have a guy in my book club and he never finishes books. He is such a Blanchard
Blanchard by Lazybookclun February 4, 2018