blanchtard

A retard who believes Ray Blanchard's "research" to be legitimate.

A: "I am so AGP I will never pass."
B: "Stop being a Blanchtard."

by airkoala July 10, 2025

benchtard

A person seen as so retarded they set a new benchmark in stupidity.

Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.

by Hashishin666 February 7, 2007

Rowan Blanchard

A girl who played in Spy Kids 4 and is now on Disney's TV Sitcom Girl Meets World and is a very funny girl!

Did you see that new episode of Girl Meets World? Rowan Blanchard was hilarious!

by BlackPussy September 14, 2014

bachtard

A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.

Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard

by musically inclined December 21, 2016

blacktard

A combination of the term black(dark skinned) and retard (somebody stupid).

A blacktard is a retarded black person

"Kuda thats meant to go in the toilet you blacktard!"

by Dreadlocked jim January 12, 2008

The Blanchards

The shits - specifically where you need to take 6 months off work.

Where is Roxanne? She’s off with the Blanchards. Guess we will see her in April

by BigJesusBreakfast November 1, 2018

Blanchard

A person who doesn’t finish a book on time.

I have a guy in my book club and he never finishes books. He is such a Blanchard

by Lazybookclun February 4, 2018