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A retard who believes Ray Blanchard's "research" to be legitimate.

A: "I am so AGP I will never pass."
B: "Stop being a Blanchtard."

blanchtard by airkoala July 10, 2025

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benchtard

A person seen as so retarded they set a new benchmark in stupidity.

Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.

benchtard by Hashishin666 February 7, 2007

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Rowan Blanchard

A girl who played in Spy Kids 4 and is now on Disney's TV Sitcom Girl Meets World and is a very funny girl!

Did you see that new episode of Girl Meets World? Rowan Blanchard was hilarious!

Rowan Blanchard by BlackPussy September 14, 2014

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bachtard

A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.

Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard

bachtard by musically inclined December 21, 2016

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blacktard

A combination of the term black(dark skinned) and retard (somebody stupid).

A blacktard is a retarded black person

"Kuda thats meant to go in the toilet you blacktard!"

blacktard by Dreadlocked jim January 12, 2008

The Blanchards

The shits - specifically where you need to take 6 months off work.

Where is Roxanne? She’s off with the Blanchards. Guess we will see her in April

The Blanchards by BigJesusBreakfast November 1, 2018

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Blanchard

A person who doesn’t finish a book on time.

I have a guy in my book club and he never finishes books. He is such a Blanchard

Blanchard by Lazybookclun February 4, 2018

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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