A girl who will go beyond her abilities to suck n fuck anything that breathes. Some say they would sell there soul for sex. They fuck in bushes, cars, lifts, and schools. They have 0 Respect. They don’t even have sex for pleasure anymore !
Rambisha: This blanch girl fucked me for a spice bag
S2Trappy: What did you expect she’s aBlanch girls there animals out there!
Blanch girls also know as hood rat the are men in a woman’s body literally they all like to fight every where the go blanch girls also give uck to there own brothers
A female student attending a branch campus of a university. Usually, the student may choose to attend the branch campus because their standardized test scores or high school grades did not allow them entrance into the more academically challenging main campus. The student is usually characterized by:
1)dyed hair or highlights (dumb-blonde look).
2)Juicy couture terrycloth pants.
3)Fuzzy pink school supplies.
4)SAT scores lower than 800.
5)Highly promiscuous behavior, especially under the influence of alcohol.
6)Attracted to frat boys.
7)Excessive use of the word "like" while out of context.
Branch campus girl #1: Oh my god, like I totally just went shopping and met this cute frat boy at the galleria. He totally like wanted me and like I gave him my number!
Branch campus girl #2: Was he like, a frat boy from Kappa KappaKappa? I like totally like hooked up with him on Saturday at the kegger! I was like, so trashed off of Natty and jagerbombs!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.