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willys nilly 

the process of the willys nilly is where the victim is thrown violently down to a door frame and is strapped down with belt buckles and chuckles giggity giggity and is forced to watch lesbian porn and the victims eyes are forced open by taping two forks together while the ends of the forks are faced out and putting them between there eyes. and then is filled with insane yeast infections. once this torture or pleasure is over the victim is then filled with jizz and is dragged across the floor saying " im a snail, im a snail" then is forced to go to Vietnam lose his or her leg then come back to america to visit his family, only to come back to get his leg cause that littering.
i went to my moms house and then my dad that should be in prison did the old willys nilly on me.
willys nilly by ronjeremyuiyt April 19, 2018

uncle willys diving well

A slang term for the vagina , occasionaly used by the society of the smoking barrel.
I told Sally i was going to explore uncle willy's diving well. She looked at me akwardly and walked away.

nilly willys 

on ho days when you go 2 the beach and little guys are goin round nudy and they have little willies(not that im pervin...gross!!!)
taetard- oh no qwik swim here cum a stak of nilly willys!!!
nilly willys by taetard March 12, 2007

big willys school of grammar 

A very exclusive school where all students must reach high sexual expectations of 3 principals...(the brunette with the big muscles, Big willy and brixy)... All student must have a ""Meeting"" with the principals at night.

if they are satisfied they are allowed in, if not get out
Guys:"Big willys school of grammar has got the most hottest chicks ever"

Cocket willys

You rub your dick on a dead dogs head
Dude did u just play cocket willys with my dead dog

Willybone (mort) 

Right hand assistant of junior the forbidden one. Perhaps the smartest and most logical ally junior grimes could ever have. The Alfred to Batman if you will since juniors technically a villain.

Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.

Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)

Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)

Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.

Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone: boss if your gonna make those web shooters you need the chemicals first

King junior: oh, so order them!

Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*

King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?

Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet

King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP

willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?

King junior: enough! Tickle my feet

Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!

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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally