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by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj October 24, 2018
by jonstoch January 28, 2018
A Blanch is when someone makes a gowing, realizes their blunder, and tries in vain to redeem them selves by making their gowing funny, but only compounds the error. After the failure is realized by bystanders, one or possibly several of them call "Blanch!"
(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
Example:
James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!
All bystanders: ... Gowing!
James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.
All bystanders: ...
Bystander 1: Blanch!
Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!
James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!
All bystanders: ... Gowing!
James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.
All bystanders: ...
Bystander 1: Blanch!
Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!
by JakiiB + Will Lyall April 13, 2007
when someone says a joke and people laugh. Then someone calls a Gowing cause they thought it was bad, so you call Blanch.
by Broadbent November 19, 2006
In reference to Blanch Deveroe from Golden Girls.
Two accepted definitions:
1. Another way to call a person a bitch
2. A way to reference a stupid girl
Two accepted definitions:
1. Another way to call a person a bitch
2. A way to reference a stupid girl
1. Put the corn on the cob up your asshole Julio, stop being such a Blanch.
2. Hear that stupid Blanch. She didn't even try to cover up that super queef.
2. Hear that stupid Blanch. She didn't even try to cover up that super queef.
by Bob Tatone July 29, 2011
to rectally insert drugs as to increase the potency of the chemical or as an alternative to other methods. Yes, people really do this.
by JHBoy September 20, 2006