blagnet 

A magnet for black men. Usually a white woman.

DAYUM SON! Did you see Cristine? What a BLAGNET!

blagnet by Original Blagnet June 22, 2011

D-bagnet 

Someone that attracts douchebags. Combination of d-bag and magnet.

OMG, only guys with popped collars, white dress shoes, and fauxhawks talked to me last night. I am such a d-bagnet!

D-bagnet by JPotter April 26, 2010

Blaggetybleuggety 

A term derived from both Scottish-English and French. It's the end result of choking an elderly smurf who wears adult diapers

When Jack released his grip from the elderly smurf's neck, the stench of fresh Blaggetybleuggety began to emanate from it's diaper

Blaggetybleuggety by skydiverguy January 15, 2011

rocco blangetti

most amazing incredible fantastic great spectacular wonderful brilliant amazing incredible and great boy anyone could ever meet only described with top quality adjectives

girl 1: wow whos that amazing incredible fantastic great spectacular wonderful brilliant amazing incredible and great boy?

girl 2: that’s rocco blangetti! i heard he’s a true ladies man!

rocco blangetti by belaiber September 19, 2021

Blainetard 

Being even more of a retard than actual retarded people.

"Wow, george didnt use the right number of sig figs what a Blainetard "

Blainetard by Trashman1902 November 13, 2018

Blaggette

A word to describe something or if you're bored and you have nothing to say.

"AH, Blaggette!" "You are a blagette, my dude."

Blaggette by funnypersonT-T January 29, 2019

Blanets

Stupid typo that will never be unseen from a commie coworker.

Hey, I'm Jake and I'm a commie that calls blankets*** Blanets, fire me.

Blanets by jakehthecommie December 3, 2019