D-bagnet 

Someone that attracts douchebags. Combination of d-bag and magnet.

OMG, only guys with popped collars, white dress shoes, and fauxhawks talked to me last night. I am such a d-bagnet!

D-bagnet by JPotter April 26, 2010

d-baguette

female version of a douchebag or d-bag. jerk, bitch, lowest of the low.

"wow, she's a real d-baguette"

"gabi and sofia are too amazing to be d-baguettes"

d-baguette by gabi & sof May 24, 2009

Baguette'd 

When you are having intercourse with a male and he hits you across the face with his member, most often across the cheeks, but also, one can be baguette'd on the forehead, chin or eyes.

He took it out of my mouth and baguette'd my right on the cheek.

Baguette'd by KawiER6 July 13, 2020