Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.

...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...

Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."

boatress by Matt "msalloys" Lloyd August 6, 2007

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Sirius Blackness

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

Sirius Blackness by yumfudge July 26, 2011

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Unnecessary Blackness

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

Unnecessary Blackness by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

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bastress

bastard, the female version

Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress!

bastress by melody April 2, 2004

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