A game commonly played in college and the military where participants try to get their opponent to look directly at their asshole.
Typically, a participant will try to surprise their opponent by hiding somewhere bent over with their ass cheeks spread. When the person walks into the unsuspecting place he/she is overwhelmed by the sight of the orifice.
Typically, a participant will try to surprise their opponent by hiding somewhere bent over with their ass cheeks spread. When the person walks into the unsuspecting place he/she is overwhelmed by the sight of the orifice.
Our blackholing game is on this month! I'm up 4-2. I blackholed Jim real good when he walked into his dorm last night. I was standing on his desk bent over and he nearly collapsed when he turned the light on.
by iwasjoe December 31, 2012
When someone, usually after some type of romantic encounter, chooses to look two inches above your head to avoid eye contact as if you are a black hole.
by Grandma Down! February 01, 2009
When a penis gets stuck in a vagina during coital interactions, as if the penis got vacuumed by a Hoover Dirt Devil.
by Nicholas Kumar December 06, 2011
A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
by ZZM v2.6 April 27, 2006
The sick-to-gut feeling you get when your favorite radio station plays soundgarden's blackhole sun song way too much.
OMFG! I am so blackholed! If I hear blackhole sun one more time im gonna puke all over my steering wheel !
by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
Dropping all forms of communication with someone you can't stand.Usually done without prior warning.
In networking, black holes refer to places in the network where incoming traffic is silently discarded (or "dropped"), without informing the source that the data did not reach its intended recipient so...
In networking, black holes refer to places in the network where incoming traffic is silently discarded (or "dropped"), without informing the source that the data did not reach its intended recipient so...
Dude 1 : Dude I don't know whats wrong with my girlfriend, she refuses to see me, she won't take my calls and she unfriended me on facebook as well!
Dude 2 : Dude, she's blackholing you.
Dude 2 : Dude, she's blackholing you.
by kbirinder January 12, 2011
Matt " dude I so wanna bang that lyssa girl, I heard she'll bang anyone"
Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"
Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"
by ShawtyIsA10 September 11, 2010