blackheaded 

squeezed blackheads

my gf blackheaded me yesterday.

blackheaded by cantochickk January 21, 2009

blackhanded compliment 

A comment made about an African-American that is somehow related to their race and would be mundane/not worth mentioning were they white.

Sen. Joseph Biden (D-DE) made a blackhanded compliment about Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), saying he is “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”

blackhanded compliment by thegthang May 3, 2012

blackaded 

To be obstructed from movement at normal speed by the presence of slow-moving African Americans intent on monopolizing the entire sidewalk, escalator, hallway, etc...

I would have been here sooner, but I got blackaded.

blackaded by Sharty July 20, 2012

alabama blackhead 

When youre having anal sex and your partner poops while youre still inside, thus compacting a small amount of feces into your urethra. Then you pull out and squeeze the stool out on her back as if you're popping a blackhead.

Ol' Roscoe just gave his sister the Alabama Blackhead.

alabama blackhead by BigJay85 November 5, 2018

blackhead 

Dirty sebacious matter clogging a pore to the point it is visible to others. Most often found on noses, cheeks and chins, though they can develop anywhere. They are often satisfying to squeeze. They are also a sign the person does not take very good care of him- or herself.

My ex-wife, who turned out to be a pig, let her whole nose get full of blackheads. Everyone thought they were freckles.

blackhead by Hooting Harry February 9, 2005

blackhead 

A person with black hair

Oi blackhead get over here!

blackhead by Jason hallway April 6, 2007

Blockheadding

The female version of 'Munging', a gang of rampant girls/ladies go to a graveyard in the middle of the night (at least 4 participants required). Dig up a fresh (ish) male corpse and place his body onto a grassy area face up, four doughnuts are placed onto the dead flaccid penis in order to make it stand to attention.

All girls/ladies get naked and stand on top of their nearest tombstone, they begin to pleasure themselves while chanting 'blockhead, blockhead, blockhead' - at the point at which they are about to reach climax each participant jumps from their tombstone, sits on the body's face and gyrates while eating one of the doughnuts.

To conclude the ritual each participant slicks their fingers down their throat and vomits onto the dead flaccid penis.... (custard doughnuts are recommended for extra effect) - the last to vomit rides the cadaver and then hoovers up the sick, lady juices, mud then when she is done she screams ‘blockhead’ as if possessed by the devil himself – others take pictures and post to social media.

Me and the girls went blockheadding last night, turned out to be a right mess as Jenny was on the blob and she'd not told us, what with it being dark Sarah who went last had blood & custard all over her and looked as if she'd been face fucked by king kong. We fucking loved it but we got banned off Insta.

Blockheadding by Mr Bananas May 24, 2019