blackaded

To be obstructed from movement at normal speed by the presence of slow-moving African Americans intent on monopolizing the entire sidewalk, escalator, hallway, etc...

I would have been here sooner, but I got blackaded.

by Sharty July 20, 2012

Men in blacked

Verb; The act of getting so inebriated that you feel like you’ve been hit with a neuralyzer.

My first time hitting the rig I got men in blacked

by Grand Wizard Alex August 15, 2020

Prison Blacked

The sexual violation of a white man in prison by blacks for sport. Often implemented for the purpose of punishing or humiliating the victim. Commonly abbreviated as "PB".

Eh, mang...did you hear about the white boy from cell A24 getting PB'd? Yea! Last night he got prison blacked by like 4 guys!

by BillyBoozeBag August 20, 2021

Prison Blacked

The practice of forcibly using white men as flesh lights in prison.

I heard that Blake was sent to the infirmary for some anal complications?

Yea, apparently last night he was ambushed and prison blacked outside of his cell by like 5 black guys.

by WhiteBootyHunter January 4, 2022

mobile blockade

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.

Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man

by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009

Blackened Death Metal

Blackened Death Metal is a subgenre of metal music that combines elements (ideological or otherwise) of black metal and death metal. Blackened Death is usually confused with black which is understandable however there is a noticeable difference between black and blackened death. Blackened death metal may commonly utilize lower tuning than used in conventional black metal however still uses the trademark alternatively picked minor chords. You really could think about it as black metal with more bass or lower pitched black metal. Blackened death is also usually far more satanic in lyrics and imagery than standard death metal and it is also a little more thrashy. Blackened death metal is an excellent hybrid genre because it combines the most evil with the strongest and puts it into one animal, so to speak, resulting in the most serious possible music that everyone would find either scary or badass with no amusement whatsoever.

Belphegor and Behemoth are some of the most prominent Blackened Death metal bands.

There needs to be more Blackened death bands out there.

by QuenchlessFire August 26, 2013

Blackademic

A well educated nigga.

That nigga is such a blackademic.

by lkdzzbls August 31, 2010