by A_C_UNIT August 1, 2010
Get the black italian mug.When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
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I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
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by Bornelius September 22, 2025
Get the Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing mug.A sexual move, in which you jizz all over a guys/girls back, rub it in with your dick, and spit on it when to make it shiny.
by irish_dude92 January 7, 2008
Get the The Italian Back Waxer mug.Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.
He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
by LibnLou February 22, 2021
Get the Back alley Italian mug.by Giovanni Mbabane December 25, 2017
Get the Blacktalian mug.Even though they say Italians are the Mexicans of Europe, Blacktalians actually come from the blacks and Europeans mixing blood. Often called Niggapeons or Euriggers.
by Professor Hilderguard, Harvard University July 31, 2007
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