aww blach yea
take some blZNATCH
IF YOU DONT SNIFF THIS BLACH IM GONNA KICK YOU IN YOUR NUTS YOU FUCKIN CUNT ASS BITCH
by JACK MEHOFF May 09, 2003
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verb; past blached | present blaching |

To be in the act of nothing. Usually when hung over, sad, of tired.
One might blach when tired and just relaxing.
I'm just blached out right now.

She's just blaching at home.
by Ubiquitous Mind March 18, 2009
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the black shit that comes out of the penis after the third trimester of the cyphalatic period of discharge.
i blached all over my new addias jump suit. i shouldnt have porked that hippie box.
by daddy fat sacs November 11, 2011
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An angry screaming, jewish boy who enjoys pfeffernusse.
by g5 January 20, 2004
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Nicolaj Blach is the coolest name in the known universe. Nicolaj in itself is the most adored name by everyone, but when it's combined with Blach you know there are some true powers involved.

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This has only been done a few times but only about 0,1% of the times it has worked but combining Nicolaj Blach with Jensen is the ultimate name and would make him a god among humans.
Omg is that Nicolaj?
no thats Nicolaj Blach Jensen.
Holy fuck then he must have the perfect dick.
by nico188f April 03, 2020
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