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blachank 

The sound made when defacating into a stainless steel toilet (the type used in county jails everywhere). This is the result of the sudden shock on the digestive system caused by the poor quality of jail food and can also be worsened by detoxing from drugs.
Dude, when I finally made it to my cell from intake, I had to take a massive shit. I mean BLACHANK!
blachank by DorkAlork June 5, 2007

Blachance 

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly down hill.

2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents and asian girls, being unable to tell the difference.
Look at how pissed that blachance is, we are so rat fucked!
Blachance by Kirk Everist September 22, 2008

blackcunt 

this is a nasty piece of filth that should not be given the air to breathe!
Formally known as a zulu, banana eater, tree swinger, ape or wog!
jigga what?
Someone with black skin!
blackcunt by mattdamaniac March 15, 2004

blacantalianese 

a person who is 1/3 of black italian and japanese or chinese (asian decendant) mother has to be mixed with either black italian mixed and the father asian either part is fine
eyes: can be dark brown or hayzel or green
that girl looks black wait she has chinky eyes, straight/wavy hair light skin and green eyes

then she can be half italian and asian

i think she would be blacantalianese

Blackhausted

Verb: an emotion or state of extreme exhaustion from the injustice and iniquities people of color, specifically blacks, face everyday in America.... Often a result of witnessing another murder of an unarmed black male or female, while listening to the privileged many justify these murders by deformation of character of said black victim.
I'm so blackhausted from seeing all these unarmed black men dying at the hands of officers who have little to no business wearing a badge.
Blackhausted by Thtmbyprncss April 14, 2021

Blachance 

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly downhill.
2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents.
Dude, that Blachance over there looks pissed, we are sooo rat fucked!
Blachance by Kirk Everist October 7, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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