Probably the smartest, cutest, and most successful boys around.
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Girl 1: "I heard Jewish boys have the biggest dicks."
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
by broliaschiller December 11, 2014
the inexplicable, unconventional, yet undeniable charm, magnetism, and sex appeal that emanates from many a mensch. basically, the qualities of a nice jewish boy on steroids.
by tony72 March 23, 2022
1. The kind of guy that a triple-h- and other Jewish girls have a wicked crush on. Common characteristics include:
- Curly dark hair
- Brown eyes
- Swarthy/olive complection
- Very kind
- A big nose
- Really intelligent
- Extremely funny
- Kind of well-built, on the skinny side
- Tall
- Is very attached to his stereotypical Jewish mother that is very over-protective and probably hate the girl that finally sinks her claws into him
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2. How elderly Jews refer to younger male members of the tribe.
- Curly dark hair
- Brown eyes
- Swarthy/olive complection
- Very kind
- A big nose
- Really intelligent
- Extremely funny
- Kind of well-built, on the skinny side
- Tall
- Is very attached to his stereotypical Jewish mother that is very over-protective and probably hate the girl that finally sinks her claws into him
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2. How elderly Jews refer to younger male members of the tribe.
1. Rachel: OMG, did you see Chris from Hebrew school?!
Sarah: Yeah, his is a nice Jewish boy!
2. Elderly Jew 1: Do you know that boychick that volunteers at the old folk's home?
Elderly Jew 2: Oh yes, Chris is such a nice Jewish boy!
Sarah: Yeah, his is a nice Jewish boy!
2. Elderly Jew 1: Do you know that boychick that volunteers at the old folk's home?
Elderly Jew 2: Oh yes, Chris is such a nice Jewish boy!
by Michelle Weinstein August 11, 2005
When you go skydiving, and you pull down your pant and take a HUGE dump. It accelerates so fast to the ground it becomes a deadly weapon.
by Pedestrian Hit by brick shit April 11, 2010