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blablariton 

It's a newly discovered particle, already existing for as long as humans on earth (or since humans started to speak and communicate). It is generated as soon as humans open their mouths to say something. It usually originates from blatant silly speech, incoherent thinking, self-aggrandisement, gossip and even in some cases, just a silly-looking face. Massive amounts (almost radioactive dosages) are found at cocktail parties, small talks, kitty parties and scientific conferences and workshops. At scientific conferences, the amounts are so large that they condense following Bose-Einstein statistics and start radiating coherently, in phase; which has been aptly called as the blaser. More research is being conducted currently.

Symptoms of exposure to blablaritons: you start feeling pukish and feel like hitting whoever is around you, after some conversation or after listening to talks at conferences.
blablariton by zeolite03 March 7, 2011

Blabtard 

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot doing the absolute stupidest things when they know they're wrong.
Nathan what the hell! You're such a blabtard!
Blabtard by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Blabtard 

Someone who never stops talking about the stupidest shit. Somebody that you wish you could just knock some sense into and tell them to stop being a dumbass.
Nathan, you're such a blabtard.
Blabtard by JVATYT February 7, 2022

blabla vu 

1. (noun) The incredible lack of interest one experiences after someone just told them that they had deja vu. Coined by Greek-American comedian Demetri Martin.
2. (interjection) Expletive showing frustration at the lack of interest one experiences after hearing about someone else's deja vu.
Person 1: Dood i just got super bad deja vu!
person 2: Really man? thats crazy. (under his breath) "blabla vu".
blabla vu by rieyin April 11, 2010

blablabla 

Said as one word. A response to doubts/critisms of others.
Tag-along:Why are we doing this, it isn't going to work...

Main Schemer: Blablabla. Of course it will.

Blábla vu 

The powerful lack of interest you feel when a friend or acquaintance tells you he is experiencing déjà vu.
Lynn: I experienced some serious blábla vu last night. Tom wouldn't shut up about his "déjà vu".
Joan: Why do people think their déjà vu is interesting to others?
Blábla vu by oenix March 25, 2010