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(b-um-b)
1. A lazy and dumb person who doesn't think before doing something.

2. A fake sickness that fatasses get when they eat too much unhealthy food
1 : "Why would you do that? Now look what happened, you damn bkumb!"
2 : "Quit eating so much shit you fatty, you are gonna get bkumb"
bkumb by Certified Retard May 30, 2022
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(b-um-b)
1. What you call someone who is dumb or stupid, and does something without thinking first.
2. A fake sickness you get from eating to much unhealthy food.
1: "What were you thinking? Why would you do that, you damn bkumb."
2: "You eat too much shit, you are gonna get bkumb, ya fatty."
bkumb by Certified Retard May 30, 2022
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Bumbaclarts 

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shush the bumba 

To shut one's bum.

or
To shut up.
"Dear God, that fart stinks, shush the bumba"

"I don't wanna talk to you, so shush the bumba"
shush the bumba by kittyfletch March 30, 2015

Brumbaughed

An act of good intention resulting from stupidity, with the end state of being fucked over.
I think he brumbaughed the phone when he tried to hook it up.

Sorry, I kind of brumbaughed you when I put the schedule together.
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Come on Mama Burke, stop bumbaloing me!
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bumbahole 

ass hole
i told you i was right you bumbahole
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