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(b-um-b)
1. What you call someone who is dumb or stupid, and does something without thinking first.
2. A fake sickness you get from eating to much unhealthy food.
1: "What were you thinking? Why would you do that, you damn bkumb."
2: "You eat too much shit, you are gonna get bkumb, ya fatty."
bkumb by Certified Retard May 30, 2022
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To shut one's bum.

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I think he brumbaughed the phone when he tried to hook it up.

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