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Bizwank is the opposite of Booshank meaning exceedingly good. Bizwank means the worst something can possibly get.
1. The movie Italian Job (2003) is Bizwank.

2. Nicole thought the pie was bizwank because it tasted like crap.
Bizwank by Andy Procter March 20, 2008
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A software application or service (usually for consumers) designed with the goal of promoting itself and making money over providing the functionality a user would want it for.

Usage is similar in effect to “vaporware” in that isn't technical classification (like hardware or software), but a perceived one.

Also occasionally referred to as “douchebagware” or “1%ware”.
The new Facebook is total bizware. I'm done with this shit.

I tried out this new site that said it would give me more Twitter followers, but it turned out to just be bizware.
bizware by Slipp D. December 20, 2012
Often stupid and retarded, doesn't know how to take a hint
Omg that guy is such a Bizwan, fuck him
Bizwan by Savynot May 7, 2021

bizwanger 

Ryder was being a bizwanger
bizwanger by banquet barbarian November 4, 2023