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Bizwank is the opposite of Booshank meaning exceedingly good. Bizwank means the worst something can possibly get.
1. The movie Italian Job (2003) is Bizwank.

2. Nicole thought the pie was bizwank because it tasted like crap.
Bizwank by Andy Procter March 20, 2008
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A software application or service (usually for consumers) designed with the goal of promoting itself and making money over providing the functionality a user would want it for.

Usage is similar in effect to “vaporware” in that isn't technical classification (like hardware or software), but a perceived one.

Also occasionally referred to as “douchebagware” or “1%ware”.
The new Facebook is total bizware. I'm done with this shit.

I tried out this new site that said it would give me more Twitter followers, but it turned out to just be bizware.
bizware by Slipp D. December 20, 2012
Often stupid and retarded, doesn't know how to take a hint
Omg that guy is such a Bizwan, fuck him
Bizwan by Savynot May 7, 2021

bizwanger 

Ryder was being a bizwanger
bizwanger by banquet barbarian November 4, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026