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A software application or service (usually for consumers) designed with the goal of promoting itself and making money over providing the functionality a user would want it for.

Usage is similar in effect to “vaporware” in that isn't technical classification (like hardware or software), but a perceived one.

Also occasionally referred to as “douchebagware” or “1%ware”.

The new Facebook is total bizware. I'm done with this shit.

I tried out this new site that said it would give me more Twitter followers, but it turned out to just be bizware.

bizware by Slipp D. December 20, 2012

Words you can keep

Bioware-gasm

The act of getting far too excited over a game, or the hype of a game, made by the developer "Bioware"

"DUDE! Have you seen the trailer for the new Bioware game? I had a bioware-gasm right there at my desk. My boss wasn't too happy about that"

Bioware-gasm by Illithan January 14, 2010

Related Words

bizware • bioware • bizzare • Bioware-gasm • bioware girl • Bioware magic • bizwarn • Bizzare Adventure • 1999 Bizzare Summer • A Bizzare Day

1999 Bizzare Summer

Some weird ass events happened in this time frame.
A Japanese child is the uncle of a man that's older than him

Somehow he can fix things without touching them

A serial killer was killed at 1999 bizzare summer

1999 Bizzare Summer by Anedgelordwithahat December 19, 2020

Jojo's Bizzare Adventure

An anime and manga series that rots a persons brain, making them sing and dance randomly.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guy
*points to jojo fan*
Person 2: He watched Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
Jojo fan: SO NO CHI NO SADAME

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO

Jojo's Bizzare Adventure by CallumDoesStuffYT April 29, 2021

JoJos Bizzare adventure

A GODAMN MASTERPIECE WATCH IT RIGHT NOW OR ILL EAT NARANCIAS BABYS.

Hey are you jojos bizzare adventure no im gay

JoJos Bizzare adventure by GetBakerJaded July 30, 2020

bizzare

A funny rapper who is part of D12.

You know why my hands are so numb? Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum, Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch),So what if she's handicapped, the bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
(Fight music,bizzare D12)

bizzare by THENEW1 September 24, 2005

bioware

A game development company that sells out and no longer makes decent games, only trash.

Bioware... Dragon Age Origins rocked, the sequel sucked.

bioware by gamer 123 November 24, 2011

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026