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A software application or service (usually for consumers) designed with the goal of promoting itself and making money over providing the functionality a user would want it for.

Usage is similar in effect to “vaporware” in that isn't technical classification (like hardware or software), but a perceived one.

Also occasionally referred to as “douchebagware” or “1%ware”.
The new Facebook is total bizware. I'm done with this shit.

I tried out this new site that said it would give me more Twitter followers, but it turned out to just be bizware.
bizware by Slipp D. December 20, 2012
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Bioware-gasm

The act of getting far too excited over a game, or the hype of a game, made by the developer "Bioware"
"DUDE! Have you seen the trailer for the new Bioware game? I had a bioware-gasm right there at my desk. My boss wasn't too happy about that"
Bioware-gasm by Illithan January 14, 2010

1999 Bizzare Summer 

Some weird ass events happened in this time frame.
A Japanese child is the uncle of a man that's older than him

Somehow he can fix things without touching them
A serial killer was killed at 1999 bizzare summer

Jojo's Bizzare Adventure 

An anime and manga series that rots a persons brain, making them sing and dance randomly.
Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guy
*points to jojo fan*
Person 2: He watched Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
Jojo fan: SO NO CHI NO SADAME

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO

JoJos Bizzare adventure 

A GODAMN MASTERPIECE WATCH IT RIGHT NOW OR ILL EAT NARANCIAS BABYS.
Hey are you jojos bizzare adventure no im gay
A funny rapper who is part of D12.
You know why my hands are so numb? Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum, Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch),So what if she's handicapped, the bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
(Fight music,bizzare D12)
bizzare by THENEW1 September 24, 2005
A game development company that sells out and no longer makes decent games, only trash.
Bioware... Dragon Age Origins rocked, the sequel sucked.
bioware by gamer 123 November 24, 2011