A mediocre, but rapidly upcoming artist on various music distribution websites; has unhealthy obsessions with: Ricky Berwick, Bob Ross, Duke Nukem, making yaoi hentai involving himself and Markiplier.

Yo dawg, I started listening to this wack new dude. His name's Vanilla Bizcotti and his beats are dope

Vanilla Bizcotti by dirtyblonde1996 November 27, 2018

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Pickle biscut

Slang for dildo

Hey man tell your girlfriend to put the pickle biscut down.

Pickle biscut by Asapnoah October 23, 2016

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limp biscut

A game that originated in Australia where a primarily male organization stands around a biscut and they take turns trying to ejaculate on it. The last one to hit the biscut has to eat it.

We were a Tom's house and we played limp biscut, thank god i wasnt last to hit the biscut.

limp biscut by sarahbearaxxoo October 25, 2008

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soggy biscut

A circle masturbation in which every one ejaculates on a cookie. The last person to cum is forced to eat the cookie.

"Wanna play soggy biscut at my house this weekend?"
"You sick fag!!"

soggy biscut by Fred Pizza May 18, 2006

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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