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bizcrotch/biz 

a person who is really annoying or aggravates you in some way or another adn someone whos really gay

see bitch
"wow i cant believe she gave me OSS, shes such a bizcrotch"
bizcrotch/biz by ellen November 22, 2003
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bizcrotch 

The act of being a huge BITCH (being super annoying).
"Gosh Denise, your such a bizcrotch. Stop eating all my cookies!"
bizcrotch by biz.crotch7 August 18, 2011

bizzlotch 

A bitch, bizzle-atch, bizznatch, etc., who just did something disgusting or is merely disgusting by nature. Coined in Heidelberg, Germany by two U.S. Army soldiers at 5 a.m. after St. Patrick's Day 2002 when a 6'2" black man with a huge-ass dome threw up corned beef, cabbage and 15 screwdrivers in the small hotel's hallway.
(Two drunk soldiers stagger into the hotel room.)

"Hey, bizzlotch, did you puke in the hallway?"
bizzlotch by Lord Zoltar October 9, 2005
Extreme term for Biatch or Biotch.
Man, youse a bizotch.
Bizotch by BizE-G January 3, 2003
A lot better way of saying bitch
You BIZOTCH!!!!
bizotch by CJ November 15, 2003
Variation of "be-otch" or "bitch." A more sociably acceptable term, given it won't catch old religious people's attention when yelled in public.
The crazy biznotch kickflipped over the cow.
biznotch by Lord Lizard June 27, 2003
Another way of saying bitch, which means:
1. A girl whos jelous of other people, who takes other people's things, slutty, mean, and illeterate. Usually the only job they can get at the age of 18 is babysitting.
2. A term that refers to a female dog
3. Sabrina
Bizotch by Mike S June 22, 2004
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