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bizzlotch 

A bitch, bizzle-atch, bizznatch, etc., who just did something disgusting or is merely disgusting by nature. Coined in Heidelberg, Germany by two U.S. Army soldiers at 5 a.m. after St. Patrick's Day 2002 when a 6'2" black man with a huge-ass dome threw up corned beef, cabbage and 15 screwdrivers in the small hotel's hallway.
(Two drunk soldiers stagger into the hotel room.)

"Hey, bizzlotch, did you puke in the hallway?"
bizzlotch by Lord Zoltar October 9, 2005
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bizznatch 

Duh its the totally pimped out gangstariffic form of bitch that is incomparable. It can be used in a threatening, sexual, loving, friendly, derogatory, and etcetera, way.
Threatening: DAMN BIZZNATCH I'MA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS FOO'!
Sexual: A) Yep.. that bizznatch needs to get in my pants and start gettin nnaaassssty.
B)When applied after the loving example: Lets have some little bizznatchs together and we can name them "bizz," "fucking," and "natch"
Loving: Aw, your such a cute little bizznatch.
Friendly: Hey bizznatch thanks fo' the hos last night, yous a great friend. Yep, fo sho.
Derogatory: Billy-That little fucking bizznatch couldn't even get my penorz up, what a dyke mofo douche!
Frank- Dude, you refer to your penis as a penorz? What a faggoty bizznatch you are!

Etc. usage: Muddafucka bizznatchbikkadickadamabbdaOHSHITSON
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Bizzatch 

You should buy A.A.C.'s new CD. It's called "Bizzatch".
Bizzatch by Skizz September 16, 2003

bizzitch 

a foshizzley version of the word Bitch
Back of My Man Bizzitch
bizzitch by Oompa Loompa :) July 15, 2003
Extreme term for Biatch or Biotch.
Man, youse a bizotch.
Bizotch by BizE-G January 3, 2003
A lot better way of saying bitch
You BIZOTCH!!!!
bizotch by CJ November 15, 2003
Variation of "be-otch" or "bitch." A more sociably acceptable term, given it won't catch old religious people's attention when yelled in public.
The crazy biznotch kickflipped over the cow.
biznotch by Lord Lizard June 27, 2003
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