by Fable November 28, 2007
Get the bitterbitch mug.Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).
Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.
What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??
How does this make sense???
Why????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??
How does this make sense???
Why????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
by homestuckderp August 30, 2013
Get the batterwitch mug.Another name by the Homestuck fandom to define Her Imperious Condescension. This comes from what a bitch she is, as well as her claws into the Betty Crocker franchise, as she is the batterwitch herself.
by Batterbitch October 20, 2013
Get the batterbitch mug.When a bitch is bitter about her (his) life and the things that have happened to him (her) and decides to take it out on the world. She (he) will most likely do this pathologically with little hope for a cure.
A guy (girl) gets dumped because of their own inadequacies and decides it's everybody's fault but their own, this is bitter bitch syndrome.
by matt heuton August 23, 2007
Get the bitter bitch syndrome mug.A politician, often of a homosexual persuasion, who is granted political power disproportionate to his/her qualifications in order to execute the Bilderberg Group's world domination agenda.
A bilderbitch can attend Bilderberg meetings, but is not considered a full 'member' due to a lack of significant personal wealth, gold bullion, Queendom's, media empires or international investment banks.
A bilderbitch is thus expendable and prone to being assassinated if they fall out of line.
Bilderbitches tend to be psychopaths as one of the main qualifying characteristics to be a successful bilderbitch is the ability to fake human emotion well enough to convince a retarded electorate that it is genuine emotion, yet feel nothing when destoying the lives of millions of human beings.
Not to be mistaken with bildertard, although both produce similar effects.
Well known Bilderbitches include:
Tony Blair
Baron Peter Mandelson of Foy and Hartlepool aka 'Mandy'
Rt Hon George Osborne MP
Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke MP
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton
Hilldog Clinton
JFK
Barack Obama
Herman Van Rompuy
A bilderbitch can attend Bilderberg meetings, but is not considered a full 'member' due to a lack of significant personal wealth, gold bullion, Queendom's, media empires or international investment banks.
A bilderbitch is thus expendable and prone to being assassinated if they fall out of line.
Bilderbitches tend to be psychopaths as one of the main qualifying characteristics to be a successful bilderbitch is the ability to fake human emotion well enough to convince a retarded electorate that it is genuine emotion, yet feel nothing when destoying the lives of millions of human beings.
Not to be mistaken with bildertard, although both produce similar effects.
Well known Bilderbitches include:
Tony Blair
Baron Peter Mandelson of Foy and Hartlepool aka 'Mandy'
Rt Hon George Osborne MP
Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke MP
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton
Hilldog Clinton
JFK
Barack Obama
Herman Van Rompuy
Mandy: Hi sweetie, Its your proxy PM here calling for duty from my Blackberry, on a lilo in the swimming pool of the Rothschilds mansion on their private island in the med. Just listening to a bit of U2 while Reinaldo rubs some factor 30 into my burnt thighs. How the economy darling? Still fucked up?
Darling: Yes my Lord. Inflation has doubled since you inflated your lilo and the FTSE down to the lowest it's been since we invaded India.
Mandy: Jolly good darling. Txt me if we drop as low as the Lib Dems in the polls, but now Reinaldo and I are going to acquire a pedalo and paddle to Lesbos to donate some sperm. If it's a boy we get to keep it, which is nice.
Darling: It's not fair! Why did Gordon choose you to be acting PM and not me? I'm clearly much more qualified and reputable.....
Mandy: Darling, darling do shut up sweetheart! The Scottish mafia can only get you so far up the ladder. If you want to get to the top, you've got to be a bilderbitch, and hunny, you aint ever gonna be no bilderbitch like me.
Darling: Hmmm ok.
When you call me darling are you addressing me or are you flirting?
Mandy: Lol. Why do you care darling? Are you gay too?
Darling: You're a man?
Mandy: Why of course pumpkin, what on earth did you think?
Darling: Well I have trouble seeing anything clearly past my eyebrows so I always just assumed you're some sort of grotesque transvestite woman.
Mandy: Well that says a lot about why you're unfit to be a bilderbitch, you docile cunt!
Darling: Yes my Lord. Inflation has doubled since you inflated your lilo and the FTSE down to the lowest it's been since we invaded India.
Mandy: Jolly good darling. Txt me if we drop as low as the Lib Dems in the polls, but now Reinaldo and I are going to acquire a pedalo and paddle to Lesbos to donate some sperm. If it's a boy we get to keep it, which is nice.
Darling: It's not fair! Why did Gordon choose you to be acting PM and not me? I'm clearly much more qualified and reputable.....
Mandy: Darling, darling do shut up sweetheart! The Scottish mafia can only get you so far up the ladder. If you want to get to the top, you've got to be a bilderbitch, and hunny, you aint ever gonna be no bilderbitch like me.
Darling: Hmmm ok.
When you call me darling are you addressing me or are you flirting?
Mandy: Lol. Why do you care darling? Are you gay too?
Darling: You're a man?
Mandy: Why of course pumpkin, what on earth did you think?
Darling: Well I have trouble seeing anything clearly past my eyebrows so I always just assumed you're some sort of grotesque transvestite woman.
Mandy: Well that says a lot about why you're unfit to be a bilderbitch, you docile cunt!
by Jorvik Ubermensch January 21, 2010
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Get the Old Bitter Bitch mug.a girl who is completely obsessed, with the 16 year old faggot, Justin Bieber and loses it on anybody who disses him or his music
Normal Person: Damn, this justin bieber crap sucks.
Crazy obsessed bieberbitch: YOUR WRONG YOU F#@KING ASS HOLE *punches normal person in the face and assaults in other ways*
Crazy obsessed bieberbitch: YOUR WRONG YOU F#@KING ASS HOLE *punches normal person in the face and assaults in other ways*
by rlfal April 20, 2010
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