batterwitch

Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).

Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.

John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.

What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??

How does this make sense???

Why????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????

by homestuckderp August 30, 2013

batterbitch

Another name by the Homestuck fandom to define Her Imperious Condescension. This comes from what a bitch she is, as well as her claws into the Betty Crocker franchise, as she is the batterwitch herself.

Have you ever heard of Betty Crocker?

Yeah, that's Condy, the batterbitch.

by Batterbitch October 20, 2013

bitterbitch

To complain bitterly.

Did you just read the first line of that whole entry and take it as an opportunity to bitterbitch?

by Fable November 28, 2007

Banterwatch

To observe whether a situation is banter or not subject to personal moral viewpoint

Person 1: was that comment banter or was it sexist?
Person 2: pretty sexist, that’s not banter
Person 1: thanks, good banterwatch

by Banterwatcher December 19, 2017

butterbitch

She's hot, but errr... she's a bitch.

I hate that butterbitch.
Have you seen that butterbitch lately?

by Tyler Meyer February 1, 2008

Social butterbitch

The term, social butterbitch, derives from the universally known phrase 'social butterfly'. A social butterbitch is someone who socialises with lots of different people but on a purely lame level. They try too hard and it's cringe worthy.

You know that guy Mike? He's a damn social butterbitch if ever I seen one.

by MrTeacherMan February 18, 2022

BanterWatcher

To observe a situation or act of banter.

Person 1: that was bantery
Person 2 : yes, pure banter
Person 1 : we are proper banterwatchers

by Banterwatcher April 21, 2018