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Bitch Blink 

The face you make when someone says something extremely stupid. You close your eyes for 3 seconds and then open them while rolling your eyes at that person (Roll them right if the person is on your left and roll them left if the person in on your right. Choose when the person is in front of you. )
Aaron: Is Friday the 13th on a Thursday or Wednesday this year.

Alexis: *Bitch Blinks*
Aaron: Uuuuh?
Alexis: You fucking dumbass!
Bitch Blink by GOATSUCKERS OOM HA LA February 13, 2017

Bitch Blanket Bob 

When your sleeping with a girl and she is being a bitch by hogging your blanket
Boy: Honey stop being such a bitch blanket bob and give me some blanket
Girl: Its your fault that you where a Toenail Toby last night.

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Bitch Blanket Bob by Zenunass June 23, 2011

bitch blanket 

A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.
Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.
bitch blanket by Kaybeeay February 10, 2009

binkle bitch 

A binkle bitch is a small rotund cockwaddle with the most annoying voice known to man. Rumor has it that whenever a bitch enters the room, Everyone in a 3 mile radius hang’s themselves
Jason is such a binkle bitch. He cannot shut the fuck up about anything
binkle bitch by Bingie bongoes September 6, 2022

blanket wet bitch 

the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch
"pass the pipe you blanket wet bitch!"

"hey whats up?"
"fuck you, you blanket wet bitch!"
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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