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bitchmonger 

One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.
"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."

"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"
bitchmonger by JewC May 28, 2008
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bitchmonkey 

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."

bitchbanger 

noun: A person who enjoys sexual interaction with a male/female "bitch" or "asshole".

It can also be used as an adjective
Ted, you're such a bitchbanger dude.
bitchbanger by chicawah March 30, 2011

bitch monger 

A person who sells bitches to guys.
She is a bitch monger.
bitch monger by Daniel April 20, 2003

bitchmonster 

1. Transcending Bitch,a person who strives to be mean and is irritated by small things.
God, I thought my mom was bad, but your is a real bitchmonster...
bitchmonster by Zed August 21, 2003

bitch monger 

Someone who is not a bitch themselves but hangs out with bitches so they get classified as one
girl one: why does everyone hate heather? shes nice when shes alone?
girl two: because shes a bitch monger theres nothing that can be done.
bitch monger by georgiageorge June 16, 2009

bitchmongering 

A person who has incentives to be a little shitter
That BITCHMONGERING asshole toke my money
bitchmongering by Titmaster69 October 16, 2020