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A really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. This person usually has no idea that no one likes them.
I couldn't sleep because I could hear the bitch monkey existing in the other room.
by yourexsuitemate03 September 24, 2010
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Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."
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A person who without provication continually annoys others. Someone whom repeatedly acts like a fool despite frequent criticism.
"Shut up you stupid bitch monkey!"
by C. Wallace May 20, 2004
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an insult you throw at little annoying people
Michael: mooses are cool
Matt: shut up you bitch monkey!
Michael: i love mooses
Matt: shut the f*ck up
by Matthew T February 09, 2004
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a relative unit of measure for speed, humidity, or emotion
wow, he's going faster than a bitch monkey!
That's drier'n a bitch monkey
get out of the way... she's angrier than all bitch monkey
by antiminimidge February 15, 2005
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