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Resting Bitchface
A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."
"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."
"Why don't you smile more?"
"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."
How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."
"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."
"Why don't you smile more?"
"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."
How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
Resting Bitchface by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015
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Disloyal-fool-ass-bitchmade-punk
Term coined by Denzel Washington in "Training Day"
Meaning:
one who is, while at the same time actin disloyal, is also actin bitchmade and like a punk, and is a fool-ass for thinking he gonna get away with it.
Meaning:
one who is, while at the same time actin disloyal, is also actin bitchmade and like a punk, and is a fool-ass for thinking he gonna get away with it.
Guy 1: Yo, man last night one thing lead to another and i fucked yo girl. But it bros before hoes right?
Guy 2: YOU DISLOYAL-FOOL-ASS-BITCHMADE-PUNK!!! I was gonna propose to her tonight. Now i gotta kill you AND her!!
Guy 2: YOU DISLOYAL-FOOL-ASS-BITCHMADE-PUNK!!! I was gonna propose to her tonight. Now i gotta kill you AND her!!
Disloyal-fool-ass-bitchmade-punk by grim-reapa May 24, 2009
resting bitchface syndrome
Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
resting bitchface syndrome by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015
bitchmonkey
Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."
bitchmonkey by I have an answer for everything January 6, 2005